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When drilling in Siberia, a team of geologists broke through to
a cavern, nine miles down. They lowered a heat resistant microphone, and were
horrified at what they heard: the screaming wails of thousands of suffering
souls.
Christian media outlets started reporting the story in the late
1980s. Then by the 1990s many sincere believers were telling their friends that
‘Scientists have discovered hell’.
The disturbing audio recording even survived, and appeared on radio
and TV, both secular and Christian. (Listen to the sounds of hell, here…if you dare!)
The story wasn’t true. It’s thought to have been based on a 1984
article in Scientific American, where scientists did indeed drill
deep… only no screaming cavern was found.
Where the recording comes from is hard to tell. There are
rumours it’s a sound effects loop from a 1972 Mario Bava movie called Baron
Blood.
Despite both Christianity Today and Biblical
Archaeology Review debunking the Siberian Hell Hole story, it’s still
shared through social media today.
Perhaps having proof of hell is like an irresistible form of
evangelistic gold.
Crocodile hunter and media personality Steve Irwin had been dead
for a just a few days when rumours of his last-minute conversion appeared on
Christian websites.
Perhaps they’ll hang out with the father of evolution too, since
it’s claimed Charles Darwin also converted on his deathbed.
Key to the story was a woman called Lady Hope.
The active evangelist said she’d visited Darwin one afternoon to
find him bedridden and reading the Bible, where he promptly renounced his
ideas, and turned to Christ. He died months later.
The Irwin story started as a simple miscommunication. A woman
emailed an Australian website asking for confirmation of Irwin’s conversion.
Someone at the site mistakenly took the email as proof of the
story and so the myth began.
Lady Hope’s tale of visiting Darwin was scrutinised and found
untenable. It was still embellished afterwards and shared until it became part
of Christian mythology.
As a young Christian I vividly remember hearing of Darwin’s
conversion from atheism to faith, then I quoted that same story to others.
It’s more accurate to say he was neither an outright atheist
or a born again believer.
By the way, similar conversion tales exist about renowned
physicist Stephen Hawking, outspoken atheist Christopher Hitchens and
astronomer, Carl Sagan, but again, they appear to be myths.
So, let’s stop sharing them. And while we’re at it, let’s stop
claiming we know full well where people end up after death, too.
This one hit its peak in the early 2000s, but it’s still a live
myth for some church folk today. Namely that Rowling had, in Pastor John
Hagee’s words, offered "Witchcraft Repackaged" to kids. Her plan? A
worldwide turn of children to the occult!
She’s called the idea absurd, especially since the system of
magic in the Potter world is very different to modern witchcraft anyway. Yet
still, some Christians assume she’s lying.
The waters got even muddier when an article appeared showing kids in
Potter outfits worshipping around a blood red pentagram. Despite
it being a parody from comedy site, The Onion, it was still shared
as a genuine news article by worried Christians.
Potter panic has died down somewhat, with many Christians
defending the books as ironically having biblical values.
Yet the myth persists. Just this month, St Edwards Catholic
School in Nashville banned Rowling’s books from their
libraries.
The world looks flat, feels flat, is flat! And
any suggestion that it’s a sphere is part of the round earth conspiracy,
orchestrated by government agencies like NASA.
A 2018 YouGov poll spotted a link between flat earth theory and
spirituality, with some claiming that a flat earth is more in keeping with
scripture.
More than half (52%) considered themselves ‘very religious’ –
with 23% as somewhat religious.
Saying the earth is flat clashes against the scientific
consensus – the earth is a sphere, or close to it.
Though secular evidence can be quickly dismissed, maybe they
might be persuaded by Answers in Genesis.
The fundamentalist Christian organisation advocates for young
earth creationism and strict biblical inerrancy. But even they have a page debunking claims that
the earth is flat.
Many different sites have been identified as the resting place
of Noah’s ark, with several expeditions claiming to have found physical
evidence of that world's most famous Bible boat.
One of the most influential claims centred on Mount Tendurek in eastern Turkey.
Sorry, but most claims of a found ark have been honest mistakes.
The site in Turkey for example certainly looked like the hull of a ship (see
above photo), but it was a natural formation.
Still, a flood (sorry!) of stories followed.
Some claims were downright lies, like a 1993 CBS Television
special in which a man called George Jammal held up a piece of ark wood he
claimed was from the Turkey site.
Turned out that Jammal was an out-of-work Israeli actor who had
never set foot in Turkey. The wood was just a piece of scrap pine that he’d
smeared in soy sauce for an ageing effect.
Rev Peter Laws is the
creator of the acclaimed Matt Hunter crime fiction novels, Purged,
Unleashed and Severed (Allison and Busby). He’s also the author
of the non-fiction book The Frighteners: Why We Love Monsters, Ghosts,
Death and Gore (Icon Books) He writes a monthly column for The
Fortean Times and is a regular public speaker. He explores the spiritual
side of horror in his Youtube show, The Flicks That Church Forgot. Find out more at peterlaws.co.uk or follow him on
Twitter @revpeterlaws.
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